"I’m supposed to do this introduction thingy but I’m sure you know all that already"
Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment
So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick
And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:
I can take photos like this:
This is a silly stick
This is why I hate texting sometimes.
Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell
This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
I was so hungry that when I tried to look up an actor on IMDB, I typed in yelp.com instead.
stick around for the surprise ending
When your crush becomes single